DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AT WEDDINGS
The Single Ladies.
A wedding is never complete without the single ladies, you know the bride has to throw the bouquet. On this day, the ladies dress to their nicest, you know hair and makeup on fleek, they are also in their nicest behaviour because future Mr Right might be watching them and their eye contact game is always on point. Luckily for many it works, a large percentage of women found love at weddings.
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The Crazy Family Members.
Don't you just love them, they bring a little drama to the wedding, and they give people something funny to talk about. I will divide them into 8 categories.
#The drunk Uncles
#The nosy Aunts
#The hot Cousins - Hitting on all the girls
#The inappropriate Grandparents
#The sleepy Father
#The emotional Mother
#The over-emotional Sister(s)
#The i-don't-care Brothers
The Wedding Crashers.
Is it possible to not have one of these people at a wedding? I don't think so. These set of people know absolutely no one at the wedding, they are are just there to eat, drink, take some girls/boys back to their place and when asked how they know the couple they come up with a spectacular excuse. To have a better understanding watch the movie "Wedding Crashers" starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher.
The Band/Wedding singer
What's a wedding without music hun, the life of the party is in the hands of the dj or band. As for the wedding singer, there's always that drunk uncle or friend that wants to dedicate a special song to the couple and we have no choice but to sit through it but the band is always there to save the day.
The Attention Seekers/Stealers
They are the cynosure of all eyes or ears and I divided them into four categories
#The elaborate dressers
#The energetic dancers
#The comedians
#The social climbers
The Critics
According to them, they understand what perfection means. They criticize everything from the food, decorations, the music, even to the cake. They have been to lots of weddings so they know better.
The Photographers
We all know that there are three or more categories of photographers at weddings
#The paid/ invited ones
#The freelance ones - These ones go to the weddings take un-supecting guests or sometimes the couples and after the party they show you pictures. If you like it, they charge you for it or sometimes they give it to the couple and charge them for it.
#The social media photographers - Need i say more.
The Exs
They show up at the wedding to show their full support, make it known that they have moved on, get drunk and almost make out with anyone they see, if lucky, they can find love in a hopeless place.
The Nervous Maid of Honour/Best Man
They are close to being called the event planner because most important things concerning the couple lies on their shoulders like the dress/suit, the ring, they also have to help emotionally, they help pick the money off the ground when the couples are being spayed (reception), they help when the couple has to use the bathroom and their speech must be on point.
The Couple
The wedding is not complete without them erm actually they are the reason why there's a wedding in the first place. But i'm gonna categorize them
* The simple ones
All they care about is happily ever after
They dress gorgeously
They invite few close friends and families
The wedding decoration is modest albeit classy
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* The over-the-top ones
Permit me to also call them "KRAZY".
#They pick the weirdest locations to get married
#They wear the craziest costumes ever
#They use animals as props
#They spend way above what they can afford
A wedding is never complete without the single ladies, you know the bride has to throw the bouquet. On this day, the ladies dress to their nicest, you know hair and makeup on fleek, they are also in their nicest behaviour because future Mr Right might be watching them and their eye contact game is always on point. Luckily for many it works, a large percentage of women found love at weddings.
The Crazy Family Members.
Don't you just love them, they bring a little drama to the wedding, and they give people something funny to talk about. I will divide them into 8 categories.
#The drunk Uncles
#The nosy Aunts
#The hot Cousins - Hitting on all the girls
#The inappropriate Grandparents
#The sleepy Father
#The emotional Mother
#The over-emotional Sister(s)
#The i-don't-care Brothers
The Wedding Crashers.
Is it possible to not have one of these people at a wedding? I don't think so. These set of people know absolutely no one at the wedding, they are are just there to eat, drink, take some girls/boys back to their place and when asked how they know the couple they come up with a spectacular excuse. To have a better understanding watch the movie "Wedding Crashers" starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher.
The Band/Wedding singer
What's a wedding without music hun, the life of the party is in the hands of the dj or band. As for the wedding singer, there's always that drunk uncle or friend that wants to dedicate a special song to the couple and we have no choice but to sit through it but the band is always there to save the day.
The Attention Seekers/Stealers
They are the cynosure of all eyes or ears and I divided them into four categories
#The elaborate dressers
#The energetic dancers
#The comedians
#The social climbers
The Critics
According to them, they understand what perfection means. They criticize everything from the food, decorations, the music, even to the cake. They have been to lots of weddings so they know better.
The Photographers
We all know that there are three or more categories of photographers at weddings
#The paid/ invited ones
#The freelance ones - These ones go to the weddings take un-supecting guests or sometimes the couples and after the party they show you pictures. If you like it, they charge you for it or sometimes they give it to the couple and charge them for it.
#The social media photographers - Need i say more.
The Exs
They show up at the wedding to show their full support, make it known that they have moved on, get drunk and almost make out with anyone they see, if lucky, they can find love in a hopeless place.
The Nervous Maid of Honour/Best Man
They are close to being called the event planner because most important things concerning the couple lies on their shoulders like the dress/suit, the ring, they also have to help emotionally, they help pick the money off the ground when the couples are being spayed (reception), they help when the couple has to use the bathroom and their speech must be on point.
The Couple
The wedding is not complete without them erm actually they are the reason why there's a wedding in the first place. But i'm gonna categorize them
* The simple ones
All they care about is happily ever after
They dress gorgeously
They invite few close friends and families
The wedding decoration is modest albeit classy
* The over-the-top ones
Permit me to also call them "KRAZY".
#They pick the weirdest locations to get married
#They wear the craziest costumes ever
#They use animals as props
#They spend way above what they can afford
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